The best parts of such television shows as "Pop Idol" and "The X Factor" are undoubtedly the auditions. It's then that the viewer's schadenfreude kicks in, as dozens of entrants who've probably been told (or, more accurately, "stitched up") by their friends that "yes, they really can sing" are informed that "no, they really can't". Dialogue clearly know entertainment value this provides, and decided to humiliate themselves in the name of festivity by way of their Xmas E-card, which I built.

Here it is then: a group performance followed by the deliberately out-of-synch "auditions". As a viral piece it has apparently gone down "very well" and has almost certainly accounted for a lot of red faces in the south-eastern corner of Covent Garden.

The card also can be viewed here.

Flash 6. Finished: 17/12/2004
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